How does a male programmer find a girl?

For programmers, being lonely is still the biggest mistake in life, the key is that it cannot be debugged so programmer need to find a girl . Although the proverb says: "What lonely heroes have been since ancient times," life without a second half is always incomplete. As a programmer chasing girls, he must pay attention to strategy. This article provides a complete set of solutions from needs analysis to testing. It is now open source. I hope the programmers will find their favorite friends. Only 3 parts.

This is the first article: Demand Analysis.

demand analysis

A. Why programmers can't find a girl

Of course, you must first ask yourself why you are still single and first find a reason so that the following solutions can be used to make some decisions, just like market research before developing software.

1. Too tired, physically and mentally tired.

The workload of programmers is relatively high and they work overtime more often, which makes programmers look more tired and exhausted, both physically and mentally. Having said that, this is not just a programmer. Many other professions have similar characteristics, but programmers are more visible.

The programmer is also overburdened with work, because he is so obsessed with programming that he considers writing programs an integral part of his life. This is a common problem for programmers. The real dream of a real programmer is to weave your world with lines of code. Writing a program about paralyzing sleep paralyzing life is okay.

2. Too focused and numb

Programmers are very focused, especially on their code. Only by focusing on programming can we become good programmers. This is the motto of programmers. There is nothing wrong with being focused, but if you dull your senses and ignore the heat and cold, it will only narrow your circle of friends. More importantly, many girls have become sentimental animals. long away. The results of the online survey show that the average programmer is limited in making friends within the programmer, because everyone can collaborate on projects and discuss technology, and this can significantly raise the level of programmers. But also because of this, the communication skills of programmers are decreasing every day, and their communicative sphere is narrowing, which will undoubtedly have a detrimental effect on the improvement of programmers.

3. Too harsh and uninteresting

It is not easy for programmers to find girlfriends (because most programmers are men), it is a sad reality that cannot be avoided. Instead of blaming the objective factor that they are busy at work and cannot find the time to accompany their girlfriends, it is better to blame the subjective factors of the programmers, which are too rigid, withdrawn and uninteresting. From a programmer's point of view, one is one, and one is never two. As with the instructions of a computer processing system, everything is converted to a binary form to achieve a goal. The average programmer hates such uninteresting people the most. Of course, it is possible that some girls are very fond of programmers, because they are very down to earth, stupid, inattentive and not loyal.

  So well, seriously correct the above deficiencies, we will continue the analysis below.

B. What kind of girl am I looking for

Assuming that you are all aware of the aforementioned issues, now let's go through the second stage of the requirements analysis: functional requirements, that is, what kind of girl you need to find that defines a goal for you to achieve certain functions below.

1. General requirements for girlfriends - overview of general functions

You need to have a general positioning, as with writing software, of what function it is going to perform. It's the same with girlfriends, for example, appearance, age, place of residence, work, etc., We have to position ourselves accurately because we love to talk about marriage. If we are not in a good position, it will be due to income problems and separation between the two places. After the collapse, the software project is completely completed.

2. What are you going to invest in ideas for the implementation of specific functions

To complete a little software, you need to invest a lot of energy, not to mention the people involved in your life, you need to think about how much time and energy you should invest, and how much money you should invest early on. Don't forget to participate, women won't love unless it hurts them.

Actual battle

For programmer friends, finding a girl is no less difficult than developing a software project. Without intelligent positioning and clear requirements early on, it is difficult to achieve the desired results. This time we'll talk about how programmers find girlfriends and how they find girlfriends. Here are some strategic suggestions:

1. How to talk

1. Feel free

There are programmers

who are "born insatiable enough," and they blush when they see girls, especially girls they like. On the contrary, communication with girls on the computer will be more open. This is probably due to long-term contact with the computer, but the fact is that constant communication on the Internet is not as good as communication with each other, so when facing girls, you must overcome your inner shy obstacles and take the first step. ... In fact, you will find yourself talking to girls face to face. So what's going on.

2. How to approach

Make sure to make a cut from the front as soon as you approach the target, but it should be slightly curved, probably at eleven or a slight angle. Everything is fine. When talking, keep your head on one side, as if you are about to leave at any moment.

3. Time of performance

Then there's conversation. They say there is a rule of three seconds. Before you speak, look at her with a smile and you should say the first sentence within three seconds. These three seconds serve as a buffer. The effect is too short, it will make the girls by surprise and not understand your intentions, too long will make the girls embarrassed and affect their own image.

4. Chat content

If you have a preliminary analysis of needs, then you should mainly find out the girl's preferences, her work and life habits, etc. You might find some topics that might be of interest to each other (eg shopping, movies), or you might talk about your homework. In the process of communication, you cannot lose your leadership temperament. If you are thinking, you can walk together, play billiards, drink coffee and not ask the other person's feelings during the first conversation. Once you notice that this girl has a tendency to give bad reviews, you should leave immediately and not resist.

Second, create surprises.

Assuming that you managed to talk, at least it means that the girl is not offended by you, then the next step is to live a long life, remember to communicate often and, more importantly, make surprises from time to time in order to be shocked. but to keep the other person warm.

1. at work

As soon as you leave work, tell her, “I have already completed your task for you. I don't have to work overtime today. Let's go have dinner together. " The premise is that your skills are sufficient.

2. Romantic confession.

This trick was relatively new a few years ago. Use your expertise to create a romantic confession page, email, or mobile app. Even if you cannot touch your girlfriend, at least you can achieve a smile.

3. When you are sick

When she was sick, she took the day off to take care of her, which was better than those who called and asked her to "drink more water." If you want girls to think of you when they are sick, then you are not far from success.